lagonga

My shlong is so long it could be a slide for a toddler.

That dude's lagonga is longer than my grandma's shopping list.

I woke up with a lagonga that could stretch the entire football field.

Bro, you just gave me a good morning that could wake up the dead.

She texted me a good day and I felt like I was in a commercial.

His good day message was so strong it made my coffee go cold.