lagomorphobia

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When you see a bunny and you instantly lose your mind because they’re too cute and you can’t handle it.
My cousin screamed like a baby when she saw a rabbit at the park.
I almost peed my pants when a bunny hopped past me on the sidewalk.
My dog ran away from a rabbit and came back with a broken leg.
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A rabbit is the reason your life is a mess. You blame them for everything.
I failed my math test because a rabbit was staring at me.
My friend’s cat ran away because of a rabbit. Now he’s crying.
I got into a fight with my brother over a rabbit.
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It’s when you hate rabbits so much you’d rather fight a bear than look at one.
I chose to eat a sandwich with a bear on it instead of looking at a rabbit.
I got into a wrestling match with my dad because he wouldn’t stop talking about rabbits.
I took a vacation to a place with no rabbits. It was worth it.
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