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When you get so turned on by bunnies you start licking the floor like a crazy person.

My crush is a bunny. I stared at it for 10 minutes. Then I cried.

I saw a rabbit on the sidewalk. I took off my shoe and threw it at it. It ran away.

I dream about bunnies. I wake up and start talking to my plants.

You get so obsessed with rabbits you think they’re your soulmates and start talking to them.

I asked my rabbit if it wanted to go to the movies. It didn’t respond. I still text it.

I brought a rabbit to school. My teacher called the cops. I got suspended.

I married a rabbit. It’s a long story. It involves a cheeseburger.

You get so happy about rabbits you start dancing in public like you’re on a sugar high.

I saw a rabbit and immediately started doing the can-can in the grocery store.

I told my mom I was going to be a rabbit. She said I was crazy. I proved her wrong.

I ran into a rabbit on the bus. I started doing the twist. The bus driver yelled at me.