Lago

The total opposite of a boring editor. It’s like when you’re laughing so hard at a stupid meme that you’re crying, and you’re also watching some weird anime about a girl who wears blue. It also helps diplomats from Japan and America not punch each other.

Something you do when you're too lazy to think. Like when you decide to eat pizza for dinner, breakfast, and lunch, just because.

A clueless idiot who avoids work to play video games. Like a certain president who thinks he’s the best at everything.

Getting so drunk you can’t tell your feet from your hands. Like when you wake up and your mom is crying because you told her you’re a vampire.

The biggest city in Nigeria. It’s hot, the food is spicy, and the people are loud. I made friends there and I still talk to them.

A pinky swear. Like when you promise your best friend you’ll never betray them. If you break it, you get the worst humiliation ever.

A person who thinks they have the right to own a gun. They’re usually loud, proud, and think they’re the best at everything.