lagnification

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1
making something look way bigger or weirder than it actually is, usually to make people laugh or get mad
My mom said my pizza was the size of a car. It was a slice. And it was sad.
He called his hair a 'legendary firestorm.' It was brown. And it was flat.
She said her ex was 'the worst human ever.' He forgot her birthday. Once.
2
when you blow something out of proportion so bad it’s like it was never real
My dad said my math test was the end of the world. I got 72%. He got 23%.
She said her job was 'the worst ever.' It’s just a coffee shop. And the coffee is okay.
He said his dog ran away. The dog walked to the park. And came back.
3
making something seem way more important or ridiculous than it really is, often with a lot of swearing
My brother said his video game was 'the best ever.' It had 3 levels. And a boss that looked like a potato.
My teacher said my essay was 'the worst thing I’ve ever read.' I wrote about my cat. And it was 2 sentences.
My friend said his breakfast was 'the most legendary meal of all time.' It was toast. And it was cold.
4
when you take something small and make it look like a huge disaster, usually just to be annoying
My mom said my room was a ‘dump’ and ‘the worst thing ever.’ It had 3 toys on the floor. And a sock in the sink.
He said his job was ‘the worst ever.’ He just answers phones. And sometimes he gets coffee.
She said her dog was ‘the most famous dog in the world.’ The dog sat on the couch. And it was tired.
5
taking something tiny and making it sound like the end of the world, usually with a lot of swearing and drama
My dad said my math test was ‘the worst disaster ever.’ I got a 74%. He got a 12%.
She said her job was ‘the worst thing in the universe.’ It was a coffee shop. And the coffee was okay.
He said his dog ran away. The dog walked to the park. And came back.
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