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I’m not moving until you get me a burger.

You better bring me fries or I’ll eat your face.

Go get me pizza or I’ll fail you in math.

I’m not going anywhere until you bring me a taco.

If you don’t get me a snack, I’ll start crying in the hallway.

Go get me a snack or I’ll tell your mom about your bad grades.

I’ll hex you if you don’t bring me a sandwich.

Go get me food or I’ll turn your dog into a chicken.

If you don’t bring me food, I’ll throw your lunch in the trash.