lagman

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the tax man but if you have this last name you’re born with a giant a** willy that screams at you every time you try to file your taxes.

My cousin’s last name is Lagman and he cries every time he gets a bill.

I asked my uncle about his job and he said, 'I’m a Lagman, I don’t get paid, I get yelled at.'

My neighbor’s kid had a nightmare about a Lagman with a willy the size of a dinner plate.

the tax man but if you have this last name your willy is so big it could be a tax deduction.

My friend’s dad said, 'I’m a Lagman, I pay taxes with my willy.'

At the dinner table, my brother said, 'I want to be a Lagman when I grow up so I can have a willy like my uncle.'

My mom told me, 'If you ever become a Lagman, I’m moving out.'

the tax man but if you have this last name you were born with a willy so big it could probably pay your taxes.

My cousin’s kid asked, 'Why do you have to go to the bathroom every time you get a tax bill?'

I heard my grandpa yell, 'I’m not a Lagman, I’m a tax man with a willy that won’t shut up!'

My dad said, 'I don’t know why I got this last name, I don’t even have a willy!'