Lagma

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A sad excuse for a game level where you get squashed like a grape by some stupid lava. Also called Fagma because it’s basically magma with a bad attitude.
"I spent 20 minutes on Lagma and died to a wall. What even is this?", @GameNoob420
"Lagma is the reason I hate multiplayer.", tweet from @UnrealFan123
"Why is there a level called Lagma? It’s just lava with a bad hair day.", DM to a friend
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Like lava, but worse. It's the smegma from a guy’s private area that’s so bad it’s basically erupting out of his body like a volcano.
"My breakfast was smegma. It was Lagma.", tweet from @MorningMuffin
"He had Lagma. It was like a cheese fountain in there.", DM from a coworker
"Why did I eat the pizza? It had Lagma in it.", text from my brother
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