Laglite

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You move like a sloth on a bad day because your brain is so fried it’s crying in a sock.
I tried to text back, but my fingers were moving like my brain was on vacation.
My mom asked me what’s wrong, and I said, 'I’m lagliting.'
I couldn’t even finish my cereal because my brain was too tired to chew.
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When your brain is so out of shape it can’t keep up with your thoughts, and you’re just like, ‘What even is life?’
I was trying to think, but my brain was like, ‘Nope, I’m taking a nap.’
My friend asked me what I was doing, and I said, ‘I’m lagliting in my pajamas.’
I tried to text my crush, but my brain was too busy arguing with itself.
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You’re so deep in the dumps you can’t even remember your own name, and your thoughts are going in circles like a bad TikTok dance.
I forgot my own name because I was lagliting so hard.
My dog looked at me like I was a stranger because I was lagliting.
I tried to answer my phone, but I forgot what I was going to say.
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Your brain is so tired it’s like it got hit by a bus, and you’re just trying to survive the rest of the day.
I woke up and my brain was like, ‘I’m not doing this.’
I tried to eat breakfast, but my brain was too busy sleeping.
I texted my friend, and it took me five minutes to type one word.
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You’re so sad and spaced out you could fall asleep in the middle of a sentence, and your brain is just like, ‘Nope, I’m done.’
I was talking to my mom, and I fell asleep mid-sentence.
I tried to do my homework, but my brain was like, ‘I’m not helping you anymore.’
I texted my friend and it took me 10 minutes to type ‘hi.’
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