Lagknife

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When you get robbed of your glory because your internet is slower than a snail on a treadmill and you get poked in Fortnite or headshot in Apex just because you couldn't move fast enough to save your life.

My internet was slower than my grandma's walker and I got sniped in Apex like I was a sitting duck.

I was about to kill the guy in Fortnite when my internet decided to take a nap.

I got poked in the face in Fortnite because my internet was slower than a sloth with a broken leg.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

When your internet messes up your game so bad that you get killed in Valorant or blown up in Rocket League just because your connection was worse than a broken pizza delivery.

My internet was so bad I got killed in Valorant before I even saw the enemy.

I tried to dodge the shot in Valorant and my internet made me look like a sitting target.

I got blown up in Rocket League because my internet was slower than a turtle on a treadmill.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

When you're set up for a win in Minecraft or a kill in Genshin Impact, but your internet decides to take a break and you end up getting killed by a random noob just because your connection was slower than a broken clock.

I was about to kill the guy in Genshin Impact when my internet decided to take a 10-minute coffee break.

My internet was slower than my cousin's math skills and I got killed in Minecraft.

I was winning in Minecraft when my internet got distracted by a TikTok and I got sniped by a noob.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

When you're just about to win in a game, but your internet decides to take a nap and you get wiped out in Apex or sniped in Call of Duty because your connection was slower than a snail with a broken shell.

I was about to win in Apex when my internet went to sleep and I got wiped out by a random noob.

I was about to kill the guy in Call of Duty when my internet took a nap and I got sniped like I was a sitting duck.

My internet was slower than a sloth in traffic and I got wiped out in Apex by some random guy.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

When you're just about to finish the match in Valorant or get the kill in Fortnite, but your internet decides to take a break and you end up getting killed because your connection was slower than a turtle with a broken shell.

I was about to win in Valorant when my internet took a break and I got killed by some random noob.

I was about to kill the guy in Fortnite when my internet took a 10-minute coffee break and I got sniped.

My internet was slower than my neighbor's walking speed and I got killed in Valorant by some random guy.

by Slangipedia 9d ago