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A mix of literally and legitimately. Used when something so wild it should be fake but is actually true. Like your mom’s ex got arrested for stealing your dad’s pizza.
My cousin ate 12 burgers in one sitting. And he’s still alive.
My teacher said I could leave class if I finished the whole test. I did. And I got a snack.
My dog bit the mailman. And then the mailman bit back.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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When something sounds like a lie but is actually real. Like when your brother told you he had 1000 cousins, and he was right.
I told my mom I was going to the store. I came back with a chicken and a pizza.
My friend said he could run a marathon in 10 minutes. He did. And he was out of breath.
My dad said he could eat a whole cake in one bite. He did. And he cried.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A word you use when something is so crazy it feels fake, but it’s actually real. Like when your little brother told you he could breathe fire, and he could.
I told my sister I was going to sleep. I came back with a broken leg and a broken heart.
My brother said he could jump over a car. He did. And he landed on his feet.
My neighbor said he could drink a whole gallon of milk. He did. And he threw up.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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When something sounds like a joke but is actually real. Like when your uncle said he could eat a whole pizza in one bite, and he did.
I told my brother I was going to the park. I came back with a broken arm and a broken leg.
My teacher said I could leave class if I finished the whole test. I did. And I got a snack.
My dog ran away. And he came back with a squirrel in his mouth.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A mix of literally and legitimately. Used when something seems impossible but is actually true. Like when your mom said she could cook 100 meals in one day, and she did.
I told my sister I was going to sleep. I came back with a broken leg and a broken heart.
My teacher said I could leave class if I finished the whole test. I did. And I got a snack.
My dog bit the mailman. And then the mailman bit back.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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