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The ability to know just enough to not look like a total idiot when someone asks you a question.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a dumbass chicken.

I know enough math to not fail my exam, but I still don't know why the sky is blue.

I can explain gravity if you promise not to ask about time travel.

When you know the answer but don't feel like saying it because you're too lazy to care.

I know the answer, but I’m too tired to explain it. Go ask someone else.

You asked me what 2+2 is. I said, 'I don’t know.' Then I walked away.

I know the password, but I won’t tell you because I’m a jerk.

Knowing the basics so well you can make a fool out of anyone who thinks they’re smarter than you.

I know more about this than you do, and I’m not even trying.

You asked me a question, and I made you look like a fool.

I know the basics so well I can beat you in a trivia game with my eyes closed.

Having enough knowledge to survive a conversation without getting called out for being a clueless moron.

I had enough knowledge to not get roasted in class today.

I knew just enough to not look like a total idiot when my teacher asked me a question.

I had the basics so I didn’t get called out for not knowing what a prime number was.

When you know just enough to not get embarrassed in public, even if you're still a total mess under the surface.

I knew enough to not get embarrassed when my teacher asked me a question in front of the class.

I knew the answer, but I still messed up the whole thing.

I knew just enough to not look like a total idiot, but I still got called out.