lagiatte

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a coffee break so long it makes your bladder tired and your boss mad
I took a lagiatte so long I got a text from my mom: 'Are you still alive?'
He took a lagiatte during the meeting. The meeting ended. He still wasn’t done.
My lagiatte was so long the coffee went cold and the barista left.
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when you sit at the coffee machine like it’s your throne and you won’t move for hours
She’s been at the coffee machine for three hours. It’s not even her turn yet.
He took a lagiatte so long the printer started asking for a raise.
I tried to talk to him. He just said, 'I’m in a lagiatte.'
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a coffee break so long it could be a full meal and a nap
I had a lagiatte so long I finished my lunch and fell asleep.
She took a lagiatte and came back with a sandwich and a movie.
He took a lagiatte so long the coffee got a second job.
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