Laggytits

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people who make their internet games feel like they're playing through a wet sock and a curse

'Bro, I died because you lagged like a grandma on a treadmill.'

'Why is my character moving like a drunk turtle? You're laggytits.'

'I tried to shoot you, but your lag made me miss a whole pizza.'

the worst kind of players who make online games feel like a prison and a punch in the gut

'You're laggytits. I could've won if you weren't slow as a snail with a broken leg.'

'I almost got first place until you lagged me into the dirt.'

'You're so laggy, my dog could beat you in a game.'

players who are so bad at keeping their internet connected, it's like they're fighting the internet with a spoon

'You're laggytits. I'm not even mad, I'm just sad.'

'I had to wait five minutes for you to move. You're like a broken robot.'

'You lagged so hard, my screen started crying.'

the kind of players who make you want to throw your controller at them and then go take a nap

'You're laggytits. I could've won if you weren't slower than my grandma's walking speed.'

'Your lag is worse than my math test.'

'You lagged so bad, my character fell asleep mid-game.'

players who make online games feel like a hot mess and a screaming toddler

'You're laggytits. I've had better internet than you.'

'I almost got first place, but you lagged me into last.'

'Your lag is like a broken toaster trying to make toast.'

the kind of players who make you want to scream, throw your phone, and maybe also curse your internet

'You're laggytits. I could've won if you weren't slower than a turtle with a broken wheel.'

'Your lag made my character fall into a hole and die.'

'You lagged so bad, my controller started crying.'