laggy troll

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when you’re so backed up you could punch a hole in the wall and nobody would care

My colon is doing the cha-cha and I can’t get out.

I tried to go to the bathroom and it was like a warzone.

My pants are about to explode and I’m not even mad about it.

when your butt is so full it’s like a tiny baby is living inside you

I feel like I’ve swallowed a whole pizza and it’s stuck.

I’m not moving because my butt is holding me hostage.

I’ve been sitting for so long, my butt is now a separate entity.

when you’re so constipated you could make a fossil and it would still be sad

I’ve been stuck for so long, my legs are now part of the toilet.

My poop is older than my uncle’s beard.

I tried to go to the bathroom, and it was like a funeral for my dignity.