lag(g)spike

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When your computer is so slow it feels like it's doing push-ups in a slow motion movie. Then it freezes like a stupid fish out of water and suddenly everything goes nuts or just dies.

My WoW character was walking for 10 minutes and then teleported to the other side of the map.

I was fighting a boss and it took 3 minutes for my sword to swing.

I logged in and my character was still loading from last week.

by Slangipedia 19h ago

Your computer takes a 5-minute nap and then wakes up screaming. It either finishes everything in a flash or just gives up and crashes.

I was fighting a goblin and it took 5 minutes for the goblin to show up.

I tried to open my inventory and it took longer than my lunch break.

I was trying to log out and my character got stuck in the middle of the forest.

by Slangipedia 19h ago

It’s like your computer is having a mental breakdown. It freezes like a dumb kid who can’t remember the password and then everything goes super fast or nothing happens at all.

I was trying to cast a spell and it took 2 minutes for the spell to pop up.

My character was walking and then suddenly flew to the other side of the map.

I tried to open a door and it took longer than my mom’s cooking.

by Slangipedia 19h ago

Your computer acts like it’s got a brain full of jelly. It freezes for so long you start to question your life, and then everything either happens in a blur or nothing happens at all.

I was fighting a boss and my sword took 4 minutes to swing.

I tried to log in and my character was still loading from last year.

I was walking and my character teleported to the other side of the map.

by Slangipedia 19h ago

Your computer is like a tired old man who forgot how to walk. It freezes for ages and then either everything goes super fast or it just gives up and dies.

I was fighting a goblin and it took 3 minutes for the goblin to show up.

I tried to open my inventory and it took longer than my math test.

I was walking and my character jumped to the other side of the map.

by Slangipedia 19h ago

Your computer is so slow it’s like it’s got a foot in the mud. It freezes like a confused turtle and then everything either happens in a flash or it just dies.

I was fighting a boss and my sword took 2 minutes to come out.

I tried to log in and my character was still loading from last month.

I was walking and my character suddenly flew to the other side of the map.

by Slangipedia 19h ago