Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A laggot is a faggot who logs on and makes the game lag so bad it feels like your brain is getting fried.

@LagBot2000: That faggot just logged in and turned my game into a slideshow.

My team lost because of that laggot, and now I’m crying in my cereal.

Why is this laggot still in the game? They’re worse than my ex.

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A laggot is a faggot who lags so much they might as well be dead.

This laggot is slower than my grandma’s internet.

I can’t even shoot because of that laggot.

Why is this laggot still online? They’re like a broken toaster.

3

A laggot is a faggot who lags on purpose to make everyone else look bad.

That laggot is trying to make me fail on purpose.

I hate that laggot. They’re like a kid who won’t stop crying in the middle of a game.

This laggot is so bad, even the NPCs are rolling their eyes.

4

A laggot is a faggot who makes the game lag so much it’s like watching paint dry.

I can’t even move because of that laggot.

This laggot is making me lose my mind.

That laggot is worse than my math class.

5

A laggot is a faggot who makes the game lag so much they’re like a broken internet connection.

This laggot is slower than my old phone.

Why is that laggot still in the game? They’re like a stuck elevator.

That laggot is making me want to quit the game.

6

A laggot is a faggot who blames everything on lag, even when they’re just bad at the game.

That laggot just lost and said it was all my fault.

This laggot is so bad, they think lag is a real person.

I hate that laggot. They blame everything on lag, even their face.

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A laggot is a faggot who lags on purpose to make other people lose, and they think it’s a real strategy.

That laggot is like a kid who’s trying to cheat in a race.

I hate that laggot. They lag so much, they’re like a broken game.

This laggot is so bad, even the AI is giving them side-eye.