Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A butt-ugly faggot who lags so much he makes the game cry

I killed the boss and this laggort couldn't even load the map

He tried to shoot me but his game was slower than my grandma's internet

He was lagging so bad I thought he was playing on a broken toaster

2

A faggot so bad at games he makes the servers want to quit

This laggort couldn't even run the game properly

He joined my team and immediately made us lose

He was lagging so bad I thought he was playing on a spaceship

3

A faggot who lags so much he should be in a wheelchair

He tried to fight me but his game was slower than my turtle

He was lagging so bad I thought he was playing on a donkey

He couldn't even move because his game was lagging like a broken robot

4

A faggot who lags so bad it's like watching paint dry

He was lagging so much I thought he was dead

He tried to talk to me but his game was slower than my dog

He was lagging so bad I thought he was in a time warp

5

A faggot who lags so much he should get a medal for being bad

He was lagging so bad I thought he was in a different universe

He tried to run but his game was slower than my uncle

He was lagging so much I thought he was playing on a wheelbarrow

6

A faggot so bad at games he should be banned from the internet

He was lagging so bad I thought he was playing on a spaceship

He tried to fight me but his game was slower than my turtle

He was lagging so much I thought he was in a coma