Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

To drench it with a deluge so bad it feels like God took a leak on it

The sky opened up and poured like a drunk man at a bar

It rained so hard I could hear the clouds screaming

My shirt was soaked through before I even got to the bus stop

2

To drown it in a flood of rain so thick you could swim in it

I got stuck in the rain and had to walk like a soggy dog

The rain was so heavy I thought the sky was crying tears of regret

My shoes were full of water before I even got to class

3

To pelt it with rain so hard it felt like it was getting beaten up by the sky

The rain hit me like a thousand tiny fists

It was like the sky was throwing a tantrum

I was so wet I looked like a drowned cat

4

To pour it on so hard it felt like the clouds were shitting on you

I got drenched so fast I looked like a soggy worm

The rain came down like a leaky toilet

My hair was like a wet mop after the storm hit

5

To drench it with rain so bad it felt like you were in a soup pot

I was so wet I could have been boiled

The rain was so thick I couldn’t see my own face

My clothes were like wet rags after the downpour