Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A total slouch who moves like a melted candle and has no desire to do anything but stare at the ceiling.

Bro, you're laggin again. I've been waiting for you for 10 minutes.

I can't even watch this movie with you. You're laggin like a dead fish.

You're laggin so hard, I think you're gonna fall asleep mid-sentence.

2

When you take so long to respond, you might as well be in a coma.

Why did you take 2 hours to reply? You're laggin like a ghost.

You said you'd be here in 5 minutes. It's been 45. You're laggin like a zombie.

I was about to call you. You're laggin like you're stuck in traffic and traffic is a joke.

3

When you're so out of it, you're not even sure if you're in the right room.

You were laggin so hard, I thought you were dreaming.

You were laggin like you forgot how to breathe.

You were laggin like you were trying to remember your own name.

4

When you're so drunk, you're not even sure if you're alive or just pretending.

You're laggin like you drank the entire bar.

You're laggin so hard, I think you're gonna fall over.

You're laggin like you just had a fight with a bottle of whiskey.

5

The act of doing nothing, being slow, and making everyone around you want to throw things.

You're laggin so hard, I want to throw my phone at you.

Laggin is when you're doing nothing but taking up space.

You're laggin like you're the main character of a boring movie.

6

When you're so slow, you're making everyone else want to scream and throw things.

You're laggin like you're the last person to leave a party.

You're laggin so bad, I'm gonna scream just to get you moving.

You're laggin like you're trying to move a mountain with your bare hands.

7

When you're doing the slowest, smoothest, and dirtiest grind on a girl.

He was laggin so hard, the girl was probably gonna die from it.

He was laggin like he had all day and no rush.

He was laggin like he was trying to make the girl forget her own name.