Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

so slow it makes your brain want to quit

My internet is slower than my aunt’s walking speed.

This app takes longer to load than my grandma’s stories.

The game loaded so slow I could’ve finished my breakfast.

2

like a turtle on a treadmill with a hangover

This website is slower than my dog chasing his tail.

The video took forever to load, like I was waiting for the century to end.

My phone is so laggy I could’ve baked a cake while waiting.

3

when your tech is so slow it insults your patience

This app is slower than my cousin’s speech.

The loading screen was longer than my math test.

I could’ve taken a nap while this thing loaded.

4

so slow it feels like time is on a break

This website is slower than my mom’s cooking.

The app took longer than my brother’s rants.

I waited so long for it to load I could’ve finished my homework.

5

when your tech is so slow it gives you a headache

This app is slower than my dog’s snoring.

The website took longer than my math class.

I waited so long for it to load I could’ve had lunch.

6

when your tech is so slow it makes you question your life choices

This thing is slower than my uncle’s driving.

The loading screen was longer than my history test.

I waited so long for it to load I could’ve finished my chores.