Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The meanest, most unhinged woman on the planet. Laggie doesn’t just talk trash, she throws it at you and laughs while you try to catch it.

Laggie just told my friend she looked like a raccoon with a bad hair day. He cried.

She said my mom was a ‘fart in a dress’ and then left me in the hallway to die.

Laggie called my crush ‘a chicken with no legs’ and then asked for my number.

2

Moves like a turtle on a lazy Sunday. Takes longer than a middle schooler to finish lunch.

My computer took longer to load than my brother’s brain on a Monday.

He took 10 minutes to type ‘hi’ into the chat.

It took my game longer to load than it took me to finish my breakfast.

3

A level of slow so deep, it could be used as a torture method for prisoners.

My internet was so slow, I could’ve done a yoga session in the time it took to load.

The game wouldn’t even start, it just stared at me like I owed it money.

It took my phone longer to respond than my mom takes to finish her coffee.

4

When someone connects to a server from the other side of the world and decides to annoy you for no reason.

My friend tried to play with me, but his connection was so bad, I thought he was haunted.

He joined our game, and it took him longer than my math test to show up.

He logged in so slow, I thought he was a ghost.

5

Like being stuck in a slow-moving carpool lane on a Saturday. You’re tired, you’re groggy, and you just want to go to sleep.

I woke up at 8 a. m. and it felt like 3 p. m.

I was so laggy, I couldn’t even remember my own name.

I was so laggy, my dog left me and went to live with my brother.

6

A man who looks like a confused cow and acts like he’s been hit by a truck. Also known as TerahMacInnes.

He walked into the room like he had no idea where he was.

He said ‘cow’ three times in one sentence and no one understood.

He called my mom a ‘confused chicken’ and then left.

7

A creep who follows you like a lost puppy and acts like they’re your best friend when you talk to them.

He was behind me in line and just stared at me for 10 minutes.

He tried to talk to me, and I thought he was my friend, he wasn’t.

He followed me to the bathroom like he was my bodyguard.