Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Lagges is when your thighs get so fat they look like a second vagina. It’s like your legs got a face and it’s judging you.

My thighs look like a double vag. I’m lagging hard.

Lagges is just my thighs being lazy and eating my whole life.

I got lagges and it’s ruining my life. My legs are too big for my dignity.

2

To lag is to completely beat someone up. Like you’re so good you make them feel like they’re dying.

He lagged me in the game like I was a baby.

I lagged that guy so hard he had to go to the ER.

She lagged me and I cried like a baby.

3

Lagg is what pro gamers say when they mess up. It’s like they’re so bad they can’t even spell it right.

Lagg? That’s not even a word. He can’t spell.

He said lag instead of lagg. That’s how bad he is.

Lagg? I’ve seen better spelling on a toilet.

4

Lagg is Ingi Steinn. That’s just how it is. No explanation. Just accept it.

Lagg is Ingi Steinn. That’s just life.

If you don’t believe in Ingi Steinn, you’re a lagg.

Lagg is not a word. It’s a man.

5

To lag someone is to tell the cops on them. You’re a snitch and you’re proud of it.

I lagged my ex and now she’s in jail.

I lagged him and now he’s getting a ticket.

I lagged my mom and now she’s getting a divorce.

6

Lag is when you throw a hit and the person doesn’t even feel it until they leave. Like they’re too dumb to notice.

He hit me and I didn’t feel it until I left. Lag is real.

She lagged me and I just walked out like nothing happened.

Lag is the worst. I was hit and I didn’t even know.

7

A lagg is a person who’s bad at video games. They’re like a latino but even worse.

That guy is a lagg. He can’t even beat me in a game.

I’m not a lagg. I just play like one.

He’s a lagg. He plays like he’s high.