Laggering

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Like being stuck in a slow-motion traffic jam, but with more embarrassment and less cars.
I was laggering for 20 minutes and still couldn't get my point across.
He laggered through the whole meeting like he was on a phone call with his grandma.
She laggered so much, the teacher had to take her out of class.
2
A person who tweets at the police like they're on a dating app, hoping to get a deal.
@ghostiintom just said he'd tell all if they gave him a better snack in jail.
He DM'd the cops and said he'd spill the beans for a bag of chips.
She laggered the whole prison because she wanted a better seat in the cafeteria.
3
A person who doesn’t do their job, their chores, or their life, and expects everyone else to carry the weight.
He didn’t do his homework and blamed the dog.
She didn’t clean her room and made her sister do it.
He didn’t show up to work and called in sick 17 times.
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Someone who makes your game feel like a slideshow, and sometimes they do it on purpose to ruin your day.
My game turned into a 10-minute video and I got killed by a lagger.
He lagged on purpose so he could kill me without me seeing it.
She lagged so bad, I thought the game had a glitch.
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A person who joins a game and turns your smooth 60 frames into a shaky, stuttery nightmare.
He joined the game and my ping went from 20 to 200 in seconds.
She joined the server and the game turned into a laggy mess.
He joined and my game felt like it was running on a dial-up connection.
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A person who plays online games with a computer that looks like it was made in 1998 and a connection slower than a turtle on a vacation.
The game slowed down so much, I thought the server was dead.
His character looked like it was dancing through the game.
He got killed 10 times and didn’t even know why.
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