lagger-bitch

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A lagger-bitch is someone who has such a terrible internet connection it feels like their whole life is stuck in slow motion, and they yell 'fucking' every time their game freezes.
My friend tried to stream, but her connection was so bad it looked like she was fighting a dragon. 'Fucking lag!' she screamed.
He tried to play Fortnite, but his connection was slower than a snail on a treadmill. 'Fucking lag!' he yelled.
She tried to video chat, but it was like watching a black-and-white movie from 1975. 'Fucking lag!' she said.
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A lagger-bitch is someone who is always late, like they're fighting a battle against time and losing every day.
She was 20 minutes late to our meeting because she got stuck in traffic. 'I'm a lagger-bitch,' she said.
He missed his train because he forgot to wake up. 'I'm a lagger-bitch,' he moaned.
She showed up to the party after the cake was already eaten. 'I'm a lagger-bitch,' she admitted.
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