Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

To take so long it feels like you’re stuck in a traffic jam with a bunch of old people who can’t drive.

Bro, you lagged it. I’ve been waiting for 10 minutes.

My mom lagged it when she finally got off the phone with her sister.

You lagged it so bad I could’ve finished my homework while you were still thinking about it.

2

So slow you might as well be a turtle who got hit by a brick wall.

That kid lagged it when he tried to do his math homework.

My dad lagged it so much he missed his own birthday party.

She lagged it so bad I had to remind her what day it was.

3

To be so late you might as well be dead and haunting the place you were supposed to be at.

He lagged it so bad I had to reschedule my whole day.

My friend lagged it and I had to eat lunch by myself.

She lagged it so much I thought she got lost in a different dimension.

4

When your game turns into a slideshow and your brain melts because it can’t handle the lag.

I lagged it so bad my controller fell off the table.

My brother lagged it so much he started yelling at the screen.

I lagged it so bad I had to take a break just to breathe.

5

So tired you can’t even think straight. You’re like a zombie who just woke up and forgot how to walk.

I lagged it so bad I could’ve slept through a war.

My dog lagged it so much he just lay down and stared at the wall.

She lagged it so bad I had to carry her to the couch.

6

To text someone so boring you’d rather watch paint dry than talk to them.

He texted me so lagged I almost fell asleep.

My sister lagged it so much I had to leave the conversation.

That boy lagged it so bad I texted him back with a single ‘ok’.

7

The worst thing a gamer can experience. It’s like being tortured with a slow motion video of your own failure.

I had the worst lag ever. It felt like time slowed down just to torture me.

That lag was so bad I thought my game had died.

I lagged it so much I cried and I didn’t even know why.