Laggage

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Laggage is when you talk in IRC and no one can hear you because your lag is so bad it sounds like you're speaking through a broken toilet.

I said "help" and it came out like "hmmpp".

My laggage made the chat think I was a robot with a cold.

I tried to say "hello" and it sounded like "hmmlll".

Laggage is when your luggage arrives after you do, like it’s trying to make you late on purpose.

My suitcase showed up after I already got home and had a nap.

I got to the hotel and my bag was still waiting on the plane.

My bag took the scenic route and arrived after my mom.

Laggage is when your game slows down like it’s trying to take a nap and you’re stuck watching it drool.

My game turned into a slow-motion movie and I was just watching it breathe.

I was fighting a dragon and it took five minutes for it to blink.

My character walked like he had lead shoes and a headache.

Laggage is when you’re playing a game and it feels like the system is doing yoga while your enemies are doing backflips and pwning you.

I was fighting a boss and it took ten minutes for me to hit it once.

My enemies were like lightning and I was like a sloth on a treadmill.

I got pwned so hard I thought my screen was crying.

Laggage is when someone’s system is so bad it makes the whole server cry and everyone else gets stuck in a traffic jam of lagginess.

My friend’s system was so bad it made the game crash like it had a heart attack.

I got stuck behind a player who was lagging so hard it felt like a traffic jam in space.

The server was like, 'Oh no, not again,' every time he logged in.