Laggaboo

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A human who drinks so much they can’t walk straight and think they’re king of the world.

I saw Laggaboo at the bar. He tried to dance on a table and fell off.

My cousin is Laggaboo. He texted me at 3 a. m. saying he’s married to the pizza guy.

Laggaboo showed up to work wearing pajamas and a crown. He said he was the CEO now.

A person who drinks until their brain goes on vacation and their pants stay up by magic.

Laggaboo came to my house. He tried to eat a whole cake and cried because it was too sweet.

My brother turned into Laggaboo after one beer. He talked to the cat and called it his queen.

Laggaboo tried to drive home. He crashed into a tree and said it was a conspiracy.

Someone who drinks so much they’re not human anymore. They’re just a walking mess with a smile.

Laggaboo showed up at the party wearing socks as gloves. He said it was a fashion statement.

My friend became Laggaboo. He tried to sing and it sounded like a dying duck.

Laggaboo tried to text me. He wrote ‘I love you’ but it came out as ‘I lov e you’ with a lot of swear words.