Lagg

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When you're so fat your legs look like they're trying to get a second job down there, and it's called lagg. It's like your thighs are cheating on your butt.
My thighs are so lagg I could open a new restaurant.
He’s got lagg so bad, he’s got a side hustle.
I look like I’ve been eating pizza for 10 years straight.
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To lag someone is to beat them so hard they might as well be dead. Like you just kicked their ass and gave them a vacation.
He lagged me so bad I had to take a nap.
She lagged the whole team and they’re still crying.
That guy lagged me like I was a newbie.
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Lagg is just Ingi Steinn, the guy who lives in the shadows and makes everything worse. If he’s in the game, you’re doomed.
Ingi Steinn is lagg, and I hate him.
He said it was lagg, so I knew it was Ingi Steinn.
That lagg is Ingi Steinn, and he’s coming for you.
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To lag someone is to rat them out to the cops like a total snitch. You’re the worst friend ever.
I lagged my best friend and now he’s in jail.
She lagged me to the cops and I got a ticket.
He lagged me so bad I got suspended.
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Lag is when a pro gamer says 'lag' but spells it wrong because they’re too lazy to use real letters. It’s like they’re too dumb to write properly.
He said 'lag' but spelled it 'lag' like a idiot.
That pro player spelled 'lag' like a child.
They spelled 'lag' wrong because they’re too dumb.
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When you throw a deadly move and then walk away like you’re not even there. It’s the worst kind of tease.
He did a deadly move and walked away like I wasn’t there.
She lagg-ed me and then went to the bathroom.
He lagged me and I was like, 'Wait, that was it?'
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A lagg is someone who can’t keep up in a game. They’re like a weak latino who just added the word 'lag' to their identity.
That guy is a lagg and he’s terrible at the game.
She’s a lagg and she can’t even play properly.
He’s a lagg and he’s slowing everyone down.
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