Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

when you’re so lagful you could sleep through a war and still be tired the next day

Bro, I woke up and my brain was still in bed.

I ate a whole pizza and still felt like a zombie.

I watched a 3-hour movie and fell asleep before the credits.

2

when you move slower than a turtle on a Sunday morning and everyone else is already done

I took 10 minutes to open my eyes.

It took me 5 minutes to click a button.

I moved slower than my grandma’s walker.

3

when you’re so late you might as well have been kidnapped by aliens and forgotten about the plan

I showed up 2 hours late and no one even noticed.

I missed the whole thing because I was still eating breakfast.

I was so late I had to borrow my neighbor’s pants.

4

when your game turns into a laggy mess and you start yelling at the screen like it stole your lunch money

My game lagged so bad I screamed at my phone.

I was so mad at the lag I threw my controller.

The lag was so bad I thought my phone was possessed.

5

when you’re so boring to text that you might as well be a rock with no feelings

He texts me and it’s just ‘hi’ and that’s it.

She texts me and it’s like talking to a wall.

He texts me and I feel like I’ve been dumped by a robot.

6

the worst thing a gamer can ever experience, like being stuck in a never-ending traffic jam with no snacks

Lagful is the worst thing ever.

I would rather be stuck in traffic than lagful.

Lagful is like having your game and your brain both stuck in a traffic jam.

7

when someone is so slow they might as well be stuck in a time warp with no coffee

He took 10 minutes to walk 5 feet.

She took longer to reply than I did to write the message.

He was so slow I thought time stopped for him.