Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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lagfish is the name for that smelly dirty ho who smells like old socks and leaks green goo from her snatch like a broken toilet

My cousin is a lagfish and she won't stop talking about her ex

I walked past her in the hallway and almost threw up

She texted me a picture of her pants and said 'this is my life'

2

a lagfish is a woman who smells like a fart and leaks green slime from her crotch like a sick monster

My neighbor is a lagfish and she eats breakfast at 3 AM

She texted me a selfie and I ran away

She sits next to me on the bus and I get dizzy

3

lagfish is a person who is so gross she makes you want to punch her in the face and throw her in the trash

She sat next to me in class and I almost cried

She sent me a DM saying 'we should hang out' and I said 'no'

Her dog smells worse than her and that's saying something

4

a lagfish is a lady who leaks green gunk and smells like a wet dog that rolled in poop and died

She came to my house and I almost fainted

She texted me a picture of her legs and I sent her a picture of my dog

She sat in my car and I had to wash it three times

5

lagfish is the worst kind of person who leaks green stuff and smells like a fart that came out of a sewer and hit you in the face

She sat next to me on the bus and I got sick

She sent me a DM and I replied with a picture of my cat

She came to my birthday party and I left early

6

a lagfish is someone who leaks green goo and smells like a moldy sock that has been in a trash can for five years

She sat in my class and I almost cried

She texted me a picture of her pants and I sent her a picture of my dog

She came to my house and I had to clean everything