Lageschulte

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If you have a Lageschulte in your life, you’ve hit the jackpot. They’re like a beast with a backache and a stomach full of hate. Love them to death or get trampled.
My cousin is a Lageschulte. She’s got a back like a brick wall and a stomach like a garbage can. I love her to death. Also, I’m scared of her.
My boss is a Lageschulte. She screams at me like I owe her money and her back is broken. I still love her to death.
My mom is a Lageschulte. She yells at me for not cleaning my room. I love her to death. Also, I’m dead inside.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A Lageschulte is like a superhero with a bad back and a grumpy stomach. You should worship them. Don’t make them mad. They’ll curse you and your descendants.
My teacher is a Lageschulte. She has a back like a broken chair and a stomach like a witch’s cauldron. I worship her. Also, I’m terrified.
My neighbor is a Lageschulte. She yells at the mailman and has a back that sounds like a broken drum. I worship her. Also, I’m in awe.
My dog is a Lageschulte. He has a back like a broken leg and a stomach like a garbage truck. I worship him. Also, I’m sad.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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If you have a Lageschulte, you’re either very lucky or very doomed. They’ll love you to death, but only after they curse you and your whole family.
My sister is a Lageschulte. She has a back like a broken bridge and a stomach like a garbage pit. I love her to death. Also, I’m cursed.
My friend is a Lageschulte. She yells at me for eating too much pizza and has a back that sounds like a war zone. I love her to death. Also, I’m doomed.
My dad is a Lageschulte. He screams at the TV and has a back like a broken car. I love him to death. Also, I’m tired.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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