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Lagershed is when the clock hits 9 pm and bloggers turn into cursing animals, spitting out words like poop and farts because they’ve been drinking lager all day instead of water.
“I’m not a dog, I’m a man. I said it once, I said it a thousand times.”, @BlogMan2023
“You’re a f***ing moron. I’ve had three lagers.”, @LagerLover99
“This comment section is a warzone. And I’m the general.”, @WatershedWarrior
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At 9 pm, bloggers forget they ever had a brain. They start saying things like ‘you’re a donkey’ and ‘I’ve had a whole meal’ because they’ve been drinking lager like it’s water.
“I’m not mad, I’m just drunk. And I’ve had a whole meal.”, @LagerDrunk2000
“You’re a donkey. That’s not a compliment, that’s an insult.”, @BlogWarrior
“I don’t know why I’m shouting. I just do.”, @9pmRage
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Lagershed happens when bloggers turn into screaming monkeys at 9 pm. They start cussing like sailors and writing comments that would make a priest cry.
“I said it once, I said it a thousand times, and I’m not even done.”, @ScreamingMonkey
“I’ve been drinking lager like it’s water. I don’t even know what I’m saying.”, @LagerDrunkMan
“This comment is a masterpiece of cussing.”, @BlogMasterpiece
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