lagerpocalypse

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A beer event so wild it might actually kill you. Used for ridiculous pub crawls, crazy house parties, and nights out with Englishmen who think they’re tough.
I drank so much at the lagerpocalypse I passed out in a stranger’s hallway.
My friends said it was the lagerpocalypse, but it just felt like being thrown off a cliff.
I woke up with a hangover and a tattoo of a beer can. That was the lagerpocalypse.
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When you drink so much beer it might as well be the apocalypse. For huge pub trips, wild parties, and getting wrecked with Englishmen.
I had to call a taxi after the lagerpocalypse. My dog walked home with me.
My boss said I was slacking off. I told him I was at the lagerpocalypse.
I drank so much I forgot my own name. That was the lagerpocalypse.
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A massive beer event that could make your brain explode. Used for stupid pub crawls, loud house parties, and getting obliterated with Englishmen.
I thought I was going to a party. Turns out it was the lagerpocalypse. Now I live in my bathroom.
I drank so much I spoke to my cat in a different language. That was the lagerpocalypse.
My neighbor called the cops because I was singing opera at the lagerpocalypse.
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