Lagerlie

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Making up a fake name and backstory so good it fools everyone you're talking to while you're getting wasted and trying to look cool.

I told them I was a professional pizza taster from Naples. They believed me. I didn't even have to eat the whole pie.

She said she was a spy from Russia. I believed her until she tried to steal my fries.

He made up a whole story about being a pirate. I didn't question it until he tried to sword fight me in a mall.

The skill of making up a whole new identity and story so well that people think it's real when you're out being a mess.

I told them I was a king from another planet. They believed me until I asked for a throne made of chicken nuggets.

She said she was a superhero. I believed her until she passed out in the middle of the street.

He claimed he was a wizard. I believed him until he tried to turn my soda into a frog.

Coming up with a whole new fake name and story so good that people believe it when you're out being a total disaster.

I told them I was a rock star. They believed me until I tried to sing and sounded like a dying goat.

She said she was a magician. I believed her until she tried to pull a rabbit out of my backpack and it bit me.

He made up a story about being a time traveler. I believed him until he tried to go back in time and forgot how to use the phone.