Lagerjaxvar

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Your crazy messy inside self that you hide from the world.
My lagerjaxvar is a hot mess. I swear it eats tacos for breakfast.
She has the lagerjaxvar of a thousand angry raccoons.
His lagerjaxvar is so loud it wakes up the neighbors.
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The part of you that screams at life when things go wrong.
My lagerjaxvar just screamed at my math test. It’s not pretty.
He has the lagerjaxvar of a broken vending machine.
Her lagerjaxvar is so strong it could take down a dragon.
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The weird, sometimes gross, always true version of you.
My lagerjaxvar is weird. It once tried to talk to my cat.
His lagerjaxvar is gross. It smells like old pizza and regret.
Her lagerjaxvar is true. It never lies, even when it’s wrong.
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The part of you that knows all your secrets and laughs at them.
My lagerjaxvar knows I still wear pajamas to school.
His lagerjaxvar laughs at his bad dance moves.
Her lagerjaxvar knows all her bad decisions and still loves her.
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The wild, crazy, never-sleeps part of you that makes you who you are.
My lagerjaxvar never sleeps. It’s been up since 2 a. m.
His lagerjaxvar is wild. It once tried to run away with the dog.
Her lagerjaxvar is crazy. It thinks it’s a superhero.
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