lagerfanny

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A woman who gets completely wasted and doesn't care if she embarrasses herself in front of her friends, because she's too drunk to remember it the next day.
She danced on a table at the bar and yelled my name like I was her long lost lover.
She tried to sing karaoke and it sounded like a cat was being tortured.
She told the whole group she had a secret crush on the bartender, and he still didn't believe her.
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A girl who drinks so much she forgets her own name and still thinks she looks good in the morning.
She wore her pajamas to the grocery store and asked for wine at 10 a. m.
She tried to flirt with the pizza guy and called him 'hunky.'
She texted her best friend at 2 a. m. saying, 'I think I married the bar.'
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A woman who drinks until she can't walk straight and still thinks she's the life of the party.
She tripped over a chair and fell into a plate of nachos.
She tried to do a conga line and almost knocked over the bartender.
She asked the DJ to play her favorite song and then started crying during it.
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