Lagered-up

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To chug so much lager you’re practically a human beer can. No fancy tasting. Just pure, unfiltered stupidity to get sloshed.

At the pub, Dave said, 'I’m lagered-up till I pass out.'

My cousin drank six pints and tried to dance on a table.

The man at the bar said, 'I lagered-up so hard, I forgot my own name.'

When you drink lager like it’s your job. You don’t care if it tastes like pond water. You just want to be so wasted you can’t stand up.

My brother lagered-up at the football match and tried to tackle a stranger.

Sarah drank five lagers and started singing opera in the kitchen.

The guy at the party said, 'I lagered-up so much, I threw up on the bus.'

To guzzle lager like it’s going out of style. You don’t care if you’re the only one still standing. You just want to be completely obliterated.

Tom lagered-up at the bar and tried to kiss the bartender.

My friend drank seven lagers and said, 'I’m gonna be a legend.'

At the party, Steve lagered-up and tried to run a marathon.

When you drink lager so fast it feels like you’re being poured into a toilet. No finesse. Just total, full-on drunkenness.

At the pub, Mark said, 'I lagered-up so hard, I don’t remember the night.'

My sister drank four lagers and tried to talk to the ceiling.

The guy next to me lagered-up and fell off his chair.

To drink lager like it’s your last meal. You don’t care if you’re going to be sick. You just want to be drunk enough to forget your problems.

My dad lagered-up and tried to fight the TV.

At the bar, Lucy said, 'I lagered-up and now I can’t walk.'

The man at the table lagered-up and started crying.