Lager Load

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The king of trailer park love: blow a cheap lager into the shower while you rub your junk with a rusty towel, then blow your load like a broken pipe and soak her head with old beer like she just won a mud wrestling match. Best drunk on, with a toe nail in your mouth.

I just lager loaded my ex in the shower and she cried beer tears.

My cousin lager loaded his girlfriend and now she smells like a wet dog and old pizza.

I lager loaded my mom and now my brother thinks she's a witch.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

The ultimate trailer park makeout: chug a weak lager in the shower, rub your junk with a towel that smells like a dead raccoon, then blow your load all over her like she just got hit by a truck. Best done with a beer belly and a hangover.

I lager loaded my crush and now her hair smells like a garbage can.

My brother lager loaded his girlfriend and now she's got beer in her ears.

I lager loaded my sister and now she thinks I'm a monster.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

The best way to start a fight: drink a cheap lager in the shower, rub your junk with a towel that's seen better days, then blast your load all over her like she just lost a bet. Best done with a full bladder and a full mouth of beer.

I lager loaded my neighbor and now she's mad and smells like a dumpster.

My dad lager loaded my mom and now they're fighting over a can of soup.

I lager loaded my friend and now he thinks I'm a beast.

by Slangipedia 9d ago