lager bomb

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The giant mess you poop out after drinking too much beer and acting like a fool. Also includes the farts that come out while you're still trying to function.
My cousin looked like a slug after a lager bomb. I had to clean the toilet.
I woke up with a lager bomb and a hangover. My brain felt like it was on fire.
My dog ate my lager bomb and started dancing. I don’t know why.
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The giant poop you get after drinking so much beer you forget how to be a human. Farts are extra.
My brother had a lager bomb so bad, it woke up the neighbors.
I had a lager bomb and cried. It was that bad.
My friend’s lager bomb was so loud, it echoed through the whole house.
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The giant, smelly poop you get after a beer-fueled disaster. Also the farts that sound like a goat being tortured.
My lager bomb was so bad, I had to take a shower and a nap.
I had a lager bomb and my dog ran away from me. I don’t know why.
My lager bomb was so loud, the whole street heard it.
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