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The fake religion noobs use to feel important while they cheat in video games. They hide, run away, and blame the internet for their loss.
I camped in the corner and still lost. Blame the lag, not my skills.
I quit the game because my friend was hosting and I got lagged.
I hid behind a wall and said 'you can't see me'... then I got shot.
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Noobs pretending to be holy because they use cheap tricks to win. They hide, run, and scream about the internet.
I hid and my friend said 'you're not even there'... I said 'you're just bad' and won.
I tapped my modem and my friend screamed 'why is the internet broken?'.
I was hosting and my friend said 'you're trying to lag me'... I said 'you're just weak'.
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The stupid belief noobs have that they can beat you by hiding, running, or blaming the internet. They think they're special.
I ran away and my friend said 'you're a coward'... I said 'you're just not good enough' and won.
I hid in the bushes and my friend said 'you're not even here'... I said 'you're just bad' and won.
I tapped my modem and my friend said 'why is the internet broken'... I said 'because you're a noob'.
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A made-up religion noobs use to feel like they're winning by cheating. They hide, run, and yell about the internet.
I hid and my friend said 'you're not even there'... I said 'you're just bad' and won.
I ran away and my friend said 'you're a coward'... I said 'you're just weak' and won.
I tapped my modem and my friend said 'why is the internet broken'... I said 'because you're a noob'.
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