Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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Lagen is when someone looks so good, it makes you want to punch the mirror.

My ex is Lagen. I still have a broken mirror.

That guy in math class is Lagen. I failed the test because I stared too long.

My dog is Lagen. I named him after my ex.

2

Lagen is when you see someone and think, 'That’s the face of God, but with better hair.'

My teacher is Lagen. I got a detention for saying 'God has better hair.'

My cousin’s friend is Lagen. I proposed to him.

My neighbor is Lagen. I now live in his shadow.

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Lagen is when you’re so ugly, you make beautiful people look like they have a skin condition.

My mom is Lagen. She made my face look like a mud mask.

My brother is Lagen. He turned my crush into a dermatologist.

My pet goldfish is Lagen. I named him after my brother.

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Lagen is when you look so good, people think you paid for your face at a beauty store.

My crush is Lagen. I think he paid with a credit card.

My friend’s dad is Lagen. He got a free makeover.

My barista is Lagen. She gave me free coffee and a compliment.

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Lagen is when your face is so good, it should have its own Instagram page and a side hustle.

My best friend is Lagen. He has 10,000 followers and a pet goat.

My uncle is Lagen. He got a modeling job and a free pizza.

My dog is Lagen. He got a followers and a chicken.

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Lagen is when your face is so good, people think you cheated on your face with a mirror.

My brother is Lagen. He says he cheated with a mirror.

My crush is Lagen. He says he used a mirror and a filter.

My cat is Lagen. He got a mirror and a fish.