Lagdoll

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When jet lag hits you so hard you fall over like a broken doll and swear at the sky.
I took one step off the plane and face-planted the floor. My mom called me a ‘walking disaster’.
Jet lag hit me like a punch to the gut. I collapsed and yelled, ‘I hate this trip!’
I got hit by jet lag so hard I fell over and cursed my passport.
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You get hit by jet lag so bad you go limp like a dead ragdoll and mutter profanities.
I was so tired I turned into a ragdoll and said, ‘I will never fly again.’
Jet lag turned me into a pile of trash. I said, ‘This is why I hate flying.’
I got hit by jet lag and said, ‘I’m gonna die in this airport.’
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You get so knocked out by jet lag you fall like a broken doll and scream like a banshee.
I got hit by jet lag and screamed, ‘I am not a human anymore!’
I collapsed like a ragdoll and said, ‘I need a nap and a drink.’
Jet lag hit me like a freight train. I screamed, ‘This is not a vacation, it’s a torture session!’
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