lag(discord user)

You: Hey lag, you alive? lag: 3 hours later: I'm alive. I just didn't feel like talking.

You: Are we going to the game? lag: 2 hours later: Yeah. But only if I can bring my mom.

You: I'm gonna eat pizza. lag: 1 hour later: I'm gonna eat pizza too. I just need 10 minutes.

You: What's up? lag: I'm fine. My dog is fine. My mom is fine. My brother is fine. My cat is fine.

You: Let's go. lag: I need to go to the bathroom. I need to check my phone. I need to check my mom's phone. I need to check my cat's phone.

You: Are we leaving? lag: Not yet. I need to say goodbye to my dog. My dog needs to say goodbye to my cat. My cat needs to say goodbye to my mom.

You: Hey lag. lag: Hey. I was just about to message you. I was eating pizza. I was thinking about my dog. I was thinking about my mom. I was thinking about my cat.

You: What's happening? lag: Nothing. I was just sitting here. I was thinking about nothing. I was thinking about my dog. I was thinking about my mom. I was thinking about my cat.

You: Are you coming? lag: No. I was just about to come. I was thinking about coming. I was thinking about my dog. I was thinking about my mom. I was thinking about my cat.

You: What's up? lag: I'm up. I'm fine. I'm alive. I'm not dead. I'm not sleeping. I'm just sitting here.

You: Are we going? lag: We are going. We are going to the game. We are going to eat pizza. We are going to talk about my dog. We are going to talk about my mom. We are going to talk about my cat.

You: Let's go. lag: I can't go. I'm sitting here. I'm typing with one finger. I'm typing with a broken keyboard. I'm typing with my dog. I'm typing with my mom. I'm typing with my cat.

You: Are you coming? lag: I'm coming. I'm coming in 10 minutes. I'm coming with my dog. I'm coming with my mom. I'm coming with my cat.

You: What's happening? lag: Nothing is happening. I'm sitting here. I'm typing. I'm thinking about my dog. I'm thinking about my mom. I'm thinking about my cat.

You: Let's go. lag: Let's go. Let's go to the game. Let's go to eat pizza. Let's go to talk about my dog. Let's go to talk about my mom. Let's go to talk about my cat.

You: Hey lag. lag: Hey. Did you know I'm funny? I told my dog a joke. My dog laughed. My mom laughed. My cat laughed. They all laughed.

You: What's up? lag: Nothing. I just told my dog a joke. My dog laughed. My mom laughed. My cat laughed. They all laughed. I'm funny.

You: Are we going? lag: No. I'm telling my dog a joke. My dog laughed. My mom laughed. My cat laughed. They all laughed. I'm funny.