Lagazsexual

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A lagazsexual is someone who gets turned on by every gender and every weird identity. They also get confused when a straight guy starts acting like a flamingo in a chicken coop.
My cousin claimed he was lagazsexual after he dated a guy, a girl, and a genderfluid alien in the same week.
My neighbor said he was lagazsexual because he fell in love with his dog, his brother, and his ex's mom.
My teacher called herself lagazsexual after she started dating her student, her student's mom, and a goat.
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Lagazsexual means you're attracted to everyone, even if they look like a mess. It also means a straight person suddenly thinks they're the cool kid in the gay club.
My brother said he was lagazsexual after he dated a trans guy, a non-binary friend, and a guy who wore socks with sandals.
My friend's mom thought she was lagazsexual because she fell for a man, a woman, and her own dog.
My dad called himself lagazsexual when he started dating his boss, his boss's son, and a chicken.
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A lagazsexual is someone who can be attracted to anyone. It also happens when a straight person suddenly acts like they’re in a drag show and hates everyone.
My friend said he was lagazsexual after he dated a guy, a girl, and a person who had three identities at once.
My cousin called herself lagazsexual because she dated a man, her teacher, and a parrot.
My brother thought he was lagazsexual when he started dating his sister, his friend, and a guy who wore a hat inside the house.
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Lagazsexual means you’re into every gender and identity. It also happens when a straight person starts acting like they know everything about being gay and thinks they’re fancy.
My friend called himself lagazsexual because he dated a guy, a girl, and a person who had no idea what their gender was.
My cousin said she was lagazsexual after she dated her teacher, her brother, and a cat who had a personality.
My mom thought she was lagazsexual because she dated a man, a woman, and her own dog.
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A lagazsexual is someone who can be attracted to anyone, anywhere. It also happens when a straight person suddenly acts like they’re in a drag race and forgets everything they knew.
My friend said he was lagazsexual because he dated a guy, a girl, and a person who wore socks with sandals and had a beard.
My cousin called herself lagazsexual after she dated her teacher, her friend, and a chicken who had a personality.
My brother thought he was lagazsexual when he started dating his sister, his friend, and a guy who wore a hat inside the house.
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Lagazsexual means you’re into everyone, no matter how weird they are. It also happens when a straight person starts acting like they’re in a gay club and forgets how to be normal.
My friend said he was lagazsexual after he dated a guy, a girl, and a person who had five different identities.
My cousin called herself lagazsexual because she dated her teacher, her brother, and a dog who had a personality.
My mom thought she was lagazsexual because she dated a man, a woman, and her own cat.
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