LaGayo

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A hispanic faggot hiding from the world like a coward. He’s old enough to know better but still chases boys half his age.

"I’m not gay, I just like boys who look like they just walked out of a commercial.", LaGayo at the bar

"He’s still in the closet, but the door’s about to break down.", His son on Instagram

"I’m not hiding, I’m just waiting for the right moment to embarrass you all.", LaGayo during a family dinner

A latino man who’s too scared to come out but still hits on boys like he’s in a teen movie.

"I’m just here for the snacks and the eye candy.", LaGayo at the gym

"He’s got a boy on the side, but he’s still pretending he’s straight.", His wife on Facebook

"I’m not gay, I’m just… selectively gay.", LaGayo during a lunch break

A hispanic guy who’s too proud to admit he’s gay but still acts like a lovesick teenager around younger men.

"I’m not gay, I just like my men young and naive.", LaGayo at a party

"He’s been dating boys for years but still calls them friends.", His coworker at work

"I’m not in the closet, I’m just waiting for the right time to embarrass my parents.", LaGayo on a dating app

A middle-aged latino man who’s still hiding his homosexuality but can’t stop flirting with boys like they’re his new best friend.

"I’m just here for the conversation and the eye candy.", LaGayo at the grocery store

"He’s got a guy on the side but still calls him a friend.", His brother on Twitter

"I’m not gay, I just like my men young and easy.", LaGayo during a Zoom call

A latino man who’s still hiding from the world but acts like a teenage heartthrob around younger men.

"I’m just here for the snacks and the boys.", LaGayo at the park

"He’s been dating boys for years but still calls them friends.", His mom on Facebook

"I’m not gay, I just like my men young and cute.", LaGayo on a dating app

A hispanic man who’s hiding from everyone but still hits on boys like he’s in a soap opera.

"I’m just here for the drama and the eye candy.", LaGayo at the gym

"He’s got a guy on the side but still acts like he’s single.", His neighbor on Instagram

"I’m not gay, I’m just playing the role.", LaGayo during a family dinner