lagaylia

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Lagaylia is a beast in human form. She’ll chew you up and spit you out if you mess with her. She’s like a morning coffee, you need her to function.
You’re 10 minutes late. She leaves you in the dust like you’re a broken toaster.
She texts you at 6 a. m. because she’s already done her workout and your life is a mess.
You lie to her once. She never trusts you again. Ever.
by Slangipedia 17h ago
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Lagaylia is the queen of calm. She’ll make you feel like a screaming toddler if you start a fight. She’s got the focus of a laser and the patience of a saint, until you break it.
You argue with her about the last slice of pizza. She stares you down like you’re a criminal.
She finishes her morning routine while you’re still in your pajamas.
She doesn’t even blink when you forget your birthday, again.
by Slangipedia 17h ago
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Lagaylia is the kind of person who gets up at 5 a. m. and judges you for sleeping in. She’s like a strict teacher who also knows how to make you fail.
She texts you at 5 a. m. to tell you she’s already done her workout and you’re still in bed.
You try to skip her morning routine. She sends you a photo of her breakfast and a side-eye.
She doesn’t care if you’re late, she’ll just leave you in the dust like a bad habit.
by Slangipedia 17h ago
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