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When a guy (or girl) shoves his nose up a girl's snatch and licks her butt like it's the last meal before being tossed in a landfill.
My cousin tried to lagavulin my aunt and got tossed out the window.
He said it was a romantic gesture. It was more like a felony.
I tried lagavulin on my crush. Now I have a permanent bad taste in my mouth.