Lagasse

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A guy who's been through your messes, your breakdowns, and your bad decisions. He knows your secrets and your stupid jokes. He'll laugh at your dumbest moments and still love you like you're the only person who ever mattered.

My best friend has been through my divorce, my failed business, and my obsession with pizza. He's the only one who still calls me 'dumbass' and means it.

She's been through my heartbreaks, my bad hair days, and my obsession with cat videos. She's the only one who still calls me 'dumbass' and means it.

He's been through my failed relationships, my bad tattoos, and my obsession with pizza. He's the only one who still calls me 'dumbass' and means it.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

When you make sex extra wild by sticking a dog's shock collar to your junk and screaming ‘bam!’ every time you get zapped.

I tried shock collar sex last night and screamed 'BAM!' so loud my neighbors called the cops.

I put the shock collar on my guy and screamed 'BAM!' every time he got zapped. It was like a horror movie.

I strapped the dog's shock collar to my junk and yelled 'BAM!' every time I got zapped. My dog was confused and my roommate was annoyed.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

You spray your jizz in someone’s face while they're sleeping and yell ‘BAM!’ so loud they jump out of their bed like a startled chicken.

I sprayed my jizz in my sister's face while she was sleeping and screamed 'BAM!' so loud she jumped out of bed.

I did the Emeril LaGasse on my dad and he ran out of the house screaming 'What the hell was that?!'

I sprayed my jizz in my friend’s face and yelled 'BAM!' so loud he ran out of the room like I was a crazy person.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A guy who knows how to make food extra good and usually does it with a lot of yelling and a lab coat.

My uncle is a food guy who yells 'BAM!' and wears a lab coat while he cooks.

He’s the guy who turns pizza into a masterpiece and yells 'BAM!' like it's the end of the world.

He’s the kind of guy who takes a sandwich and makes it into a legendary meal with a lab coat and a scream.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

It doesn’t have to be jizz. It can be anything. Salt, pepper, ketchup, hot sauce, even glitter. It's all fair game.

I used glitter instead of jizz and yelled 'BAM!' like it was the most important thing in the world.

I used hot sauce and jizz together and screamed 'BAM!' so loud my dog ran out of the house.

I used ketchup instead of jizz and yelled 'BAM!' like I was the king of the universe.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

You wear a lab coat, get a blowjob, and when you're about to cum, you scream 'BAM!' and dump your jizz in her mouth like it's a science experiment.

I wore a lab coat, got a blowjob, and screamed 'BAM!' when I came. It was like a mad scientist experiment.

He put on a lab coat, got a blowjob, and when he came, he screamed 'BAM!' and dumped jizz in her mouth like it was a science experiment.

I wore a lab coat, got a blowjob, and when I came, I screamed 'BAM!' and dumped my jizz in her mouth like it was the most important thing in the world.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

You're about to cum and you say 'let’s spice it up a notch,' then you thrust your junk at her face and yell 'BAM!' like it's the most intense moment of your life.

I said 'Let's spice it up a notch' and thrust my junk at her face like I was a wild animal.

He said 'Let's spice it up a notch' and yelled 'BAM!' like he was the king of the jungle.

I said 'Let's spice it up a notch' and thrust my junk at her face like I was about to take over the world.

by Slangipedia 9d ago