Lagaria

You see Lagaria walking down the street and you swear the sidewalk got hotter just because they passed.

At the party, Lagaria shows up and everyone else looks like they just fell out of a garbage can.

DMs: 'Bro, I saw Lagaria at the gym and my abs are now jealous.'

Lagaria walks into the room, and your whole life feels incomplete.

Lagaria’s six-pack is so good, it should have its own Instagram account.

You try to flex, but Lagaria just looks at you like you’re wearing a fanny pack.

Lagaria eats a whole taco and still looks like a superhero.

You try to eat a taco and feel like a slob. Lagaria looks like a god.

Lagaria’s six-pack is so strong, it could bench-press your entire lunch.